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Brace yourself

I suppose its only when I become curious at my full figure at places like Debenhams. Where once I was trying on trousers that with stubborn determination I squeezed myself into. I was horrified that they were two sizes bigger than the pair I took off!

I then realised I had to do something.

I have avoided elasticated waists and Velcro so far but now have resorted to braces of Mork proportions. In fact, the other day, I sat down at work to eat yet another giant meal and the backclip flipped up with the force of a boulder catapulted at the Roman siege of Jerusalem twanginginginginginginging over my head, disintegrating my Yorkshire pud and spraying Bisto over the rest of the guests!!

Is this just the beginning?

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