Confucius say

(The Philosopher Confucius. 551-479 BC)
(although he may not have said these things)

Confucius say... Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.

Confucius say... He who lives in glass house, dress in basement.

Confucius say... Passionate kiss, like spider web, lead to undoing of fly.

Confucius say... He who walk through airport door sideways going to Bangkok.

Confucius say... Lady who go camping must beware of evil intent.

Confucius say... Squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts.

Confucius say... He who run behind bus get exhausted.

Confucius say... Man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion.

Confucius say... Man with tight trousers is pressing his luck.

Confucius say... Sneezing without handkerchief takes matters into own hands.

QUICK QUOTES
"Spotting opportunities is not difficult when you know what to look for. It's like being a doctor. Once you've seen a hundred cases of measles, you recognise it straight away." Asil Nadir.

"If you obey the rules, you miss all the fun." Katherine Hepburn, actress.

"Never get caught in bed with a live man or a dead woman." J R Ewing in the television series "Dallas."

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