BOOK 1

Perry & Terry’s
Pet Hates with ‘Pork Scratchings’

This is the definitive collection of hundreds of classic pet hates that will have you rolling about for hours. Some you will recognise immediately and say “Oh yes”, “That’s happened to me”.
Others will be life-changing for you.
They will alert you to previously unseen dangers that are lying in wait to trip you up.

Things like...
Don’t you just hate the fact
“That there is no other word for Thesaurus”,
“That some people are educated far beyond their own intelligence”
and
“That you cannot visibly tell the difference between ordinary rain and Acid rain”.

Also...

Don’t you just hate it when...
“Fetishists break the law and then complain when they are put in handcuffs”,
”People who complain of having every known disease and ailment apart from hypochondria”
and
“Why are 17 stone comedians always referred to as light entertainers?”

These and more, are the stuff of frustration in our everyday lives. The reason we just have to cup our face in our hands and sometimes scream out loud.
 

Perry & Terry’s
Pet Hates with ‘Pork Scratchings’
will help you regain your lightheartedness, your usual feeling of wellbeing and more importantly your sense of humour,
in the face of adversity.

Order Perry & Terry’s
Pet Hates with ‘Pork Scratchings’
today, right now.

It costs just £5
20% goes to CCLL (Chernobyl Childrens Life Line)
(Bringing groups of children each year from Belarus
for a life changing, health rejuvenating holiday)

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